Five years ago, my ex-girlfriend’s father generously gave us a seven day ski vacation at the Snowshoe Resort in West Virginia for Christmas. He paid for the hotel, lift tickets, and the snowboard rental. All we had to pay for was transportation and food. This was fantastic; unfortunately I grew up in Texas and didn’t [...]
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“Eating an unwashed strawberry is like blowing a Mexican.”
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Recent Posts
- If this is in your MySpace profile, we aren’t meant to be (Part 2)
- USS New York Being Built With WTC Steel by Katrina Survivors
- Never fight in a war if your last name is Medic.
- Condoleezza Rice flosses with socks.
- Dancing is the only* art form where most people have to get drunk first to “create”.
- I Don’t Understand PETA
- CFS is a Sham!
- SAD People are pathetic!
- Consumerism has Secularized Christmas
- I Hate New Year’s Day
- I’m famous because I can’t spell
- The “Hunt”
- What does Falluja mean in Arabic?
- Polysexuals
- MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.
- Kent Powers Flight Academy
- Overheard Through My Window in Queens
- Four Questions of Pesach (Passover)
- Riker’s Island should produce more musicals
- WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW
- Baby Balloons Murdered
- Subtextual Translations
- Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?
- Battle of Endor Vet
- Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death
- If Leia and Luke had a Child
- Transamerica
- Something topical (slowly becoming un-topical)
- My First Road Trip
- Society Has Demonized the word, “Mexican”
