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WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW

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My First Road Trip

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I went on my first road trip when I was sixteen years old with my friend, Tom McDonald. We left San Antonio in my Mom’s borrowed car and headed northwest for Fredricksburg, a small, quaint, German village in the hill country. An anomaly in Texas. Its claim to fame was The Enchanted Rock, a cluster [...]

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Adorable Handprint Designed Sheets

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My niece Madison just turned 3 years old. This is a big step for toddlers on the long road to maturity. Everyone is familiar with the final rites of passage to adulthood: discovery of masturbation, a driver’s license, the right to vote, alcohol, loss of virginity (usually in that sequential order), wisdom teeth extraction, lower [...]

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M*A*S*H is a valid mathematical statement

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M mass (m) A acceleration (a) S displacement/distance (s) H height (h) If Newton’s Second Law states: Force equals mass times acceleration (F=ma), then m × a = Force Displacement and height are lengths. If you multiply two lengths together, you would create a surface area. s × h = Surface Area So, (m × [...]

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Friendly’s® Happy Ending Sundae

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When I was in Virginia, I drove by a Friendly’s® restaurant and noticed that the marquee claimed, “Free Happy Ending Sundae with Every Entree”. My Uncle Ed was in the Marines and had told me as a teenager that happy endings was code word for oral pleasure at a massage parlor. The temptation was too [...]

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