technology

And these are the days of our lies

himself

Advances in communication technology has made people accessible 24/7, but it has also made lying to your friends the norm. LYING FRIEND I’d love to keep talking but my phone is dying. Sorry, I gotta go. ME What? I called you on your office’s land line. LYING FRIEND (awkwardly)Ahh…yeah…umm…you’re right , my cell is in [...]

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If this is in your MySpace profile, we aren’t meant to be

people

General: Tanning, flirting, disney world, tinkerbell….she is the hoochie of disney..lol, six flags, stilletos, purses, any thing that glitters , girly stuff, aldo, XXI, brazilian jeans…nice and low! photoshoots, people who just brighten my day, lipgloss, MAC, vodka, disel, modeling, grey goose, captin morgan, socializing, having a great time, art, cars, what’s hot, high end [...]

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Technology has atrophied my ability to memorize.

himself

I vividly remember how proud I was when I stood up in front of my kindergarten class and recited my phone number. A quarter of a century later, I can’t even remember the first three digits of my girlfriend cell phone number. My attachment with my phone’s Phonebook is atomic. This unhealthy relationship becomes crystal [...]

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Photographic memory is an outdated technology.

himself

I’m not sure if he’s autistic or has a holographic memory.

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