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Mothers Don’t Understand Technology

technology

Mom
Honey, when is your show on TV?

Me
It’s Friday at 8PM on Channel 45.

Mom
I wish I hadn’t sold my VCR.

Me
Do you have a DVR cable box?

Mom
No. Maybe I should buy one of those DiVo® machines.

Me
You should. It’s sad that the band Devo whores out their equipment to record videos.

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Technology has atrophied my ability to memorize.

people

I vividly remember how proud I was when I stood up in front of my kindergarten class and recited my phone number.
A quarter of a century later, I can’t even remember the first three digits of my girlfriend cell phone number.
My attachment with my phone’s Phonebook is atomic.
This unhealthy relationship becomes crystal clear when someone [...]

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Mothers Don’t Understand Technology

technology

Mom
Honey, when is your show on TV?Me
It’s Friday at 8PM on Channel 45.
Mom
I wish I hadn’t sold my VCR.
Me
Do you have a DVR cable box?
Mom
No. Maybe I should buy one of those DiVo® machines.
Me
You should. It’s sad that the band Devo whores out their equipment to record videos.

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Political Single Narrow-Mindedness

people

I don’t understand how people can narrow down all the important variables in a candidate into one particular issue. The single-narrow mindedness is maddening. There are a plethora of reasons to despise a politician. i.e…perpetuating the oppression of Cubans through our ridiculous embargo, non-involvement in Sudan, not being proactive in dispensing generic drugs to fight [...]

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If this is in your MySpace profile, we aren’t meant to be

people

General:
Tanning, flirting, disney world, tinkerbell….she is the hoochie of disney..lol, six flags, stilletos, purses, any thing that glitters , girly stuff, aldo, XXI, brazilian jeans…nice and low! photoshoots, people who just brighten my day, lipgloss, MAC, vodka, disel, modeling, grey goose, captin morgan, socializing, having a great time, art, cars, what’s hot, [...]

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I Need a New Computer

himself

Emailing my Dad in Vietnam.
Here’s William Shatner pushing the future of technology:

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And these are the days of our lies

himself

Advances in communication technology has made people accessible 24/7, but it has also made lying to your friends the norm.
LYING FRIEND
I’d love to keep talking but my phone is dying.
Sorry, I gotta go.

ME

What? I called you on your office’s land line.

LYING FRIEND
(awkwardly)Ahh…yeah…umm…you’re right , my cell is in my purse BUT my battery [...]

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