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If Leia and Luke had a Child

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One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 A.B.Y) Ancient Massassi temple on Yavin IV (Fourth moon of Yavin) Medical facility in the New Republic base 2-1B MEDICAL DROID His midi-clorians level is off the charts, over 21,000. Unfortunately, he also has an extra chromosome. LEIA What does that mean, Two Onebee? 2-1B It means he [...]

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Transamerica

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I was asked to blog in the voice of Bill O’ Reilly. Here’s my 6/4/07 entry: I couldn’t stop thinking about AC last night. She consumes my thoughts. Imagining her whispering right-wing rhetoric into my ear at night makes my body quiver like a little Asian schoolgirl. As a teenager I use to watch the [...]

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I Miss My Alma Mater: Robert E. Lee High School

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I graduated from Lee High School in San Antonio, TX. Lee High School Alma Mater We all hail† to thee and thy name forever, Robert E. Lee High; Your Red and Gray will always wave As will your banner fly; Our hearts and loyalty remain forever In your hallowed halls; Your majesty will show the [...]

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Political Single Narrow-Mindedness

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I don’t understand how people can narrow down all the important variables in a candidate into one particular issue. The single-narrow mindedness is maddening. There are a plethora of reasons to despise a politician. i.e…perpetuating the oppression of Cubans through our ridiculous embargo, non-involvement in Sudan, not being proactive in dispensing generic drugs to fight [...]

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If Luke never found out that Leia was his twin sister, would their child have had “special” abilities?

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There was a lot of sexual tension between Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia when they first met. It’s a good thing Yoda told Luke that Leia was his fraternal twin sister before he had died. Who could imagine the birth defects of child produced by two Jedi twins. One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 [...]

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