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Why Did Yoda Die So Young?

religion

Yoda was a creature called a Gherkin with an average life expectancy of 1000 years.
At age 877 years old, he fought a stalemate battle with Emperor Palpatine, the most powerful Sith Lord in the universe.
He exiled himself to the swampy planet of Dagobah and was able avoid detection from Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine because [...]

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EUGENICS by L. Ron Nuremberg

history

In 1839, anthropologist Samuel George Morton, father of American scientific racism†, wrote Crania Americana. He reported the mean cranial capacity of the skulls by races.
Whites
87 in³ (1,425 cm³)
Blacks
78 in³ (1,278 cm³)
Native Americans
82 in³ (1,344 cm³)
He claimed that the level of IQ is proportional to the size the brain.
Let’s assume [...]

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Political Single Narrow-Mindedness

people

I don’t understand how people can narrow down all the important variables in a candidate into one particular issue. The single-narrow mindedness is maddening. There are a plethora of reasons to despise a politician. i.e…perpetuating the oppression of Cubans through our ridiculous embargo, non-involvement in Sudan, not being proactive in dispensing generic drugs to fight [...]

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Why Did Yoda Die So Young?

sci-fi

Yoda was a creature called a Gherkin with an average life expectancy of 1000 years.
At age 877 years old, he fought a stalemate battle with Emperor Palpatine, the most powerful Sith Lord in the universe.
He exiled himself to the swampy planet of Dagobah and was able avoid detection from Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine because [...]

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Bedroom in a Beautiful 5 Bedroom Townhouse-CHELSEA

himself

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I do not condone the misuse of the wonderful online community (which sounds like “gregslist.com“) established in San Francisco. However, this was a fun exercise in the world of make-believe. A tall, lanky, “friend” posted this on the aforementioned “gregslist“, and below are the actual responses.
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Rent: $1350
Looking for a Male or Female
No Pets
No Drugs (unless [...]

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A Very Odd Easter

himself

A few years ago I was standing in front of the iconic Bowery Poetry Club which is across the street from the infamous but now closed CBGB. I was smoking a cigarette with fellow performers and I confessed,
“Even though I’m not that religious, I feel a little guilty because I woke up this morning, masturbated [...]

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SEEKING PREP HOST/COMEDIAN FROM NAOMI JUDD SHOW. – w4m – 32

himself

Reply to: pers-111897821@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-17, 11:14AM EST
this may sound crazy but why not. you were 25 and telling jokes to prep the audience for the Naomi Judd show while we were waiting. Anyhow it was about a week or two ago on a friday. I was sitting in the corner with my mother who was coughing. [...]

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