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Different Grades of Unleaded Gas at Mobil

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Super Unleaded is 93 octane. Special Unleaded is 89 octane. Regular Unleaded is only 87 octane. They should re-think their labeling system considering that the average IQ of a human is about 100. 93 octane should be Regular, 89 octane would be Borderline, and 87 octane would be “Special”. GAS ATTENDANT What can I do [...]

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Perseverance Pays Off

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That’s great if you were born with a lot of “Perseverance” My parents didn’t have any “Perseverance”, I had to earn my own And when I finally produced enough “Perseverance” to pay “Off”, I got in trouble. “Off” turned out to be a goddamned whistle blower. An informer. The little bastard. “Off”icer Tattle-Tale had the [...]

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Google Has Everything

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I’m trying to come up with phrases that are un-Googlable. I thought I had a winner with “unicorn taint”. Unfortunately, I got this: Results of 7 for “unicorn taint”. (0.06 seconds)

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Do Mexican misogynist refuse to acknowledge feminine words?

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¿Cuál es una biblioteca? Se llama uno biblioteco. Senor, su caso o mi caso?

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Is the word “leotard” offensive?

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le·o·tard [lee-uh-tahrd] –noun 1. a skintight, one-piece garment for the torso, having a high or low neck, long or short sleeves, and a lower portion resembling either briefs or tights, worn by acrobats, dancers, etc. Slang: Disparaging a. a Spandex-ally leotarded outfit. b. a dumb lion c. a costume that is stupid, obtuse, or ruined [...]

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