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Spanish dictionaries should be called Mexicons.

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Where the Hell is Falluja and What is an Insurgent?

international

Falluja is the Arabic word describing what happens when a man has an ejaculation. INSURGENT® is a cleaning product designed specifically to eliminate falluja-related stains. Used in a sentence: Mother: Dammit Billy, this better not be your falluja on the quilt your Grandmother made…I swear to God, you are buying the next bottle of INSURGENT®!

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The word ‘text’ is slowly changing its definition

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I find myself telling people, “See ya, I’ll text you later.” But I’m having trouble conjugating the new word in the past tense. EXAMPLE: “What happen last night? I texted you last night.” I feel like an idiot when I say, “texted”. We need to come up with another word to describe the act of [...]

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Gary Swanson lived a spartan lifestyle.

history

Gary was raised in an opharnage and lived in the dorms during college. After graduation, he never owned a car and although he always used public transportation was extremely punctual, and let’s not forget that Gary also fought off the Persians at the battle of Thermopylae.

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I’m Suing My Optometrist

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I was really disappointed with the results my laser eye surgery. I thought my doctor was going to install a laser in my eye like Cyclops from the X-Men. From what I can tell, I can only see better. What a let down!

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