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Keeping Up with The Joneses

technology

SALES CLERK Would you like to see the new iPod® nano? ME No, thanks. I just bought a portable CD player last week. SALES CLERK What? Where? Used? It had to be at a pawn shop. ME Nope. Brand new. It’s awesome. Has a built in pager, takes Polaroid® pictures, and came with a VHS [...]

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Laser Light Technicians Beware

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I wonder if laser light technicians are scared by jazzy PowerPoint presentations?

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Anyone can master digital wizardry…

danisms

…I want to master digital necromancy. Who cares if you can Photoshop? I will be able to resurrect my dead computer into a zombie computer.

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I’m a Cheap Bastard

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I am trying to design and launch my website before December and I’ve been glued to my laptop for the last two weeks learning Photoshop and GoLive.My eyes are strained, my back aches, and my mind is filled with bullshit information, that hinders my ability to talk with civilians in the physical world. PHP, MySQL, [...]

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jpegs, mpegs, and who-gives-a-fuck-pegs.

technology

At my brother’s wedding in Texas, I was the only one without a digital camera. I felt like I was at a farmer’s market, watching everybody showing their produce. Shoot, pose, show…pose, shoot, show…show, shoot, pose. A monotonous Factory of Fun. The “Present” was slipping away, while everyone was peering into the “Past”. “Like sands [...]

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