sexuality

I’ve already posted this but…

entertainment
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Mormons Aren’t Allowed to Eat Honey

religion

Mormons and bees both practice polygamy. However, Mormons live in male-centric, polygynous communities and bees live in female-centric, polyandric colonies. Joseph Smith, The Mormon Prophet, wanted to hide this biological fact from their women-folk: Animals could successfully survive with this gender arrangement. So he took the liberty and carefully amended the Book of Revelations in [...]

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Do cucumber farmers eventually become gay?

food
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I Love Aluminum

science

I just watched a commercial showing women seductively inhaling different forms of aluminum (tin foil, fences, a baseball bat, etc ). I guess the makers of AXE deodorant are implying that since their product is housed in an aluminum can that it produces a potent sexual elixir that simulates the pheromones that attract females. At [...]

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I Have a Sexual Confession

religion

I’ve developed a fetish for Jewish girls (aka Matzah Ball Fever). To be more specific, Sephardic Jews (“Jews of the Spanish rite”) over Ashkenazi Jews (“Jews of the German rite”). I’m guessing that my preferential attraction for Sephardic women derives from my upbringing in south Texas and I’ve always had an affinity for Hispanic women. [...]

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