sexuality

LIBERATOR® | Bedroom Adventure Gear

sexuality

My girlfriend is a sex columnist and occasionally recieves free sex products. A while back she got a shipment of LIBERATOR® sex furniture. I highly recommend the ‘The Ramp/Wedge Combo’. However, we’ve been arguing for the past week and our sex life has waned. Now I prop it against the wall and use it as [...]

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Top or Bottom?

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Whenever a homosexual individual introduces me to their partner, I immediately try to determine who’s the “husband” and who’s the “wife” in the relationship. It’s always difficult because they both call each other “partner”. It would be extremely helpful if they designated different words. When I hear “partner”, it reminds me of a law office. [...]

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My Girlfriend is Hungarian and Egyptian

sexuality

Occasionally, I let her borrow my Old Spice deodorant which is pH balanced for a man. When she comes back from the gym after a long run, somehow her ancestral, Middle-Eastern/European perspiration overpowers it. I believe she has the pH balance of an ogre.

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Self Awareness – Part V

sexuality

They say, “Dancing is a very vertical expression of a horizontal desire.” That’s unfortunate because I don’t dance. I think I’m a eunich.

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