sexuality

I Love Aluminum

science

I just watched a commercial showing women seductively inhaling different forms of aluminum (tin foil, fences, a baseball bat, etc ). I guess the makers of AXE deodorant are implying that since their product is housed in an aluminum can that it produces a potent sexual elixir that simulates the pheromones that attract females. At [...]

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The “Hunt”

food

I realized that I’ve actually never engaged in the actual pursuit of a woman. My last girlfriend was pre-arranged. My best friend was dating her best friend. They eliminated all the normal guesswork that is usually involved with the initial “let’s get to know each other before we have sex” ritual. We were briefed with [...]

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Polysexuals

sexuality

I asked my buddy to borrow his laptop. At first, he was somewhat hesitant to lend it to me. I was slightly offended, then I realized he hadn’t cleared his “history trail” and was afraid that I was going to judge him. What kind of friend did he think that I was? I would never [...]

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New Abortion Groups

politics

Ever since the Roe vs. Wade case, the topic of abortion has been a heated debate between two factions: Pro-Life opponents of the legalization of abortion and Pro Choice advocates of the legalization of abortion. Two new groups have developed recently: Pro-Create a group of Catholic missionaries living in Tahiti who are advocates of promiscuious [...]

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Pigeon Funeral Service

people

Some people claim that animals do not have feelings or emotions. With that said, I was surprised to see a group of pigeons mourning the death of an avian comrade. I’m normally apathetic to the plight of the bird nicknamed, “Rat With Wings”. Although, this very somber scene tugged on my heart strings and I [...]

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