sexuality

New Abortion Groups

politics

Ever since the Roe vs. Wade case, the topic of abortion has been a heated debate between two factions: Pro-Life opponents of the legalization of abortion and Pro Choice advocates of the legalization of abortion. Two new groups have developed recently: Pro-Create a group of Catholic missionaries living in Tahiti who are advocates of promiscuious [...]

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Pigeon Funeral Service

people

Some people claim that animals do not have feelings or emotions. With that said, I was surprised to see a group of pigeons mourning the death of an avian comrade. I’m normally apathetic to the plight of the bird nicknamed, “Rat With Wings”. Although, this very somber scene tugged on my heart strings and I [...]

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Friendly’s® Happy Ending Sundae

business

When I was in Virginia, I drove by a Friendly’s® restaurant and noticed that the marquee claimed, “Free Happy Ending Sundae with Every Entree”. My Uncle Ed was in the Marines and had told me as a teenager that happy endings was code word for oral pleasure at a massage parlor. The temptation was too [...]

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P.S.A. for Dating

entertainment

If you’re going to see a movie, choose wisely. I was on a first date once and we rented The Accused with Jodie Foster?” Watching The Accused on the first date will make you more uncomfortable than watching Richard Simmons have sex with Janet Reno while they watch David Koresh have sex with an underage [...]

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LIBERATOR® | Bedroom Adventure Gear

sexuality

My girlfriend is a sex columnist and occasionally recieves free sex products. A while back she got a shipment of LIBERATOR® sex furniture. I highly recommend the ‘The Ramp/Wedge Combo’. However, we’ve been arguing for the past week and our sex life has waned. Now I prop it against the wall and use it as [...]

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