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Baby Balloons Murdered

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The average lifespan of a Mylar balloon is five to eight days. Two of my five “Get Well Soon” balloons died the night I got them. They either commited suicide or they were murdered by the other balloons. I called NYPD, but they have yet to send any officers by the house. New York’s Finest, [...]

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Hope You’re Not Color Blind

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Can you the choose the correct rhyme associated with the color scheme of the stripes on the deadly coral snake? A) Red then black Friend of Jack Red then yellow Kill a fellow B) Red then black Surprise attack Red then yellow Extremely mellow C) Black then red You are so fucking dead! Black then [...]

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We Have a Love-Hate Relationship with Oxygen

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Humans would die without Oxygen. Our brains would cease to operate if we stopped breathing it, our bodies would be devoured by skin cancer if the ozone layer (O3) dissipated , and lets not forget that H2O is the elixir of life. Now if you add one itty bitty oxygen molecule to dihydrogen monoxide (aka…Water) [...]

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Advances in Muppet® Medicine

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Snuffleupagus fans around the globe were sadden by the news of the well-known wooly pacaderm being diagnosed with testicular cancer. Fortunately, New Zealand scientists have been able to hydoponically produce synthetic Muppet balls. His surgery is scheduled for next week. The Tony Award winning cast of the Broadway musical Avenue Q has offered his life [...]

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Advances in Muppet® Medicine

science

Snuffleupagus fans around the globe were sadden by the news of the well-known wooly pacaderm being diagnosed with testicular cancer. Fortunately, New Zealand scientists have been able to hydoponically produce synthetic Muppet balls. His surgery is scheduled for next week. The Tony Award winning cast of the Broadway musical Avenue Q has offered his life [...]

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