sci-fi

If Luke never found out that Leia was his twin sister, would their child have had “special” abilities?

sci-fi

There was a lot of sexual tension between Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia when they first met. It’s a good thing Yoda told Luke that Leia was his fraternal twin sister before he had died. Who could imagine the birth defects of child produced by two Jedi twins. One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 [...]

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ANY GIVEN SATURDAY AT THE Dungeon Master’s HOUSE

poetry

Let’s get this party started. Mano y Mano Me against You My THAC0 is low, and your Armor Class is high Get your dice ready, and prepare to die Your lack of creativity appalls me (let me guess a big barbarian with an Austrian accent and a two-handed sword named, Bonan) How original. Roll for [...]

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Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

religion

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil. So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save [...]

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Why Did Yoda Die So Young?

sci-fi

Yoda was a creature called a Gherkin with an average life expectancy of 1000 years. At age 877 years old, he fought a stalemate battle with Emperor Palpatine, the most powerful Sith Lord in the universe. He exiled himself to the swampy planet of Dagobah and was able avoid detection from Darth Vader and Emperor [...]

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