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Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

religion

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil.
So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save the [...]

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If Luke never found out that Leia was his twin sister, would their child have had “special” abilities?

sci-fi

There was a lot of sexual tension between Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia when they first met. It’s a good thing Yoda told Luke that Leia was his fraternal twin sister before he had died.
Who could imagine the birth defects of child produced by two Jedi twins.
One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 A.B.Y)
Ancient Massassi [...]

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ANY GIVEN SATURDAY AT THE Dungeon Master’s HOUSE

poetry

Let’s get this party started.
Mano y Mano
Me against You
My THAC0 is low, and your Armor Class is high
Get your dice ready, and prepare to die
Your lack of creativity appalls me
(let me guess a big barbarian with an Austrian accent and a two-handed sword named, Bonan)
How original.
Roll for initiative.
Yikes! I go first.
Step aside, and watch the [...]

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Why Did Yoda Die So Young?

religion

Yoda was a creature called a Gherkin with an average life expectancy of 1000 years.
At age 877 years old, he fought a stalemate battle with Emperor Palpatine, the most powerful Sith Lord in the universe.
He exiled himself to the swampy planet of Dagobah and was able avoid detection from Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine because [...]

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If Leia and Luke had a Child

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One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 A.B.Y)

Ancient Massassi temple on Yavin IV (Fourth moon of Yavin)

Medical facility in the New Republic base

2-1B MEDICAL DROID
His midi-clorians level is off the charts, over 21,000. Unfortunately, he also has an extra chromosome.

LEIA
What does that mean, Two Onebee?

2-1B
It means he has the innate ability to use the Force, [...]

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Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

religion

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil.
So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save the [...]

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Political Single Narrow-Mindedness

people

I don’t understand how people can narrow down all the important variables in a candidate into one particular issue. The single-narrow mindedness is maddening. There are a plethora of reasons to despise a politician. i.e…perpetuating the oppression of Cubans through our ridiculous embargo, non-involvement in Sudan, not being proactive in dispensing generic drugs to fight [...]

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