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Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death

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Within 24 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death, Death Star stormtroopers began to post “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ~Yoda” on their Helmetbook© wall.

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If Leia and Luke had a Child

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One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 A.B.Y) Ancient Massassi temple on Yavin IV (Fourth moon of Yavin) Medical facility in the New Republic base 2-1B MEDICAL DROID His midi-clorians level is off the charts, over 21,000. Unfortunately, he also has an extra chromosome. LEIA What does that mean, Two Onebee? 2-1B It means he [...]

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Political Single Narrow-Mindedness

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I don’t understand how people can narrow down all the important variables in a candidate into one particular issue. The single-narrow mindedness is maddening. There are a plethora of reasons to despise a politician. i.e…perpetuating the oppression of Cubans through our ridiculous embargo, non-involvement in Sudan, not being proactive in dispensing generic drugs to fight [...]

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Why Did Yoda Die So Young?

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Yoda was a creature called a Gherkin with an average life expectancy of 1000 years. At age 877 years old, he fought a stalemate battle with Emperor Palpatine, the most powerful Sith Lord in the universe. He exiled himself to the swampy planet of Dagobah and was able avoid detection from Darth Vader and Emperor [...]

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Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

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Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil. So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save [...]

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