religion

Mormons Aren’t Allowed to Eat Honey

religion

Mormons and bees both practice polygamy. However, Mormons live in male-centric, polygynous communities and bees live in female-centric, polyandric colonies. Joseph Smith, The Mormon Prophet, wanted to hide this biological fact from their women-folk: Animals could successfully survive with this gender arrangement. So he took the liberty and carefully amended the Book of Revelations in [...]

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I Have a Sexual Confession

religion

I’ve developed a fetish for Jewish girls (aka Matzah Ball Fever). To be more specific, Sephardic Jews (“Jews of the Spanish rite”) over Ashkenazi Jews (“Jews of the German rite”). I’m guessing that my preferential attraction for Sephardic women derives from my upbringing in south Texas and I’ve always had an affinity for Hispanic women. [...]

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Knock Offs of L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology

religion

DIURETICS by L. Ron Espresso DIABETICS by L. Ron Brimely HYDROPONICS by L. Ron Pufnstuf

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Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

religion

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil. So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save [...]

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Huckabee wants to Re-design the Pentagon

mathematics

It was a huge victory for Evangelical Christians at the Iowa Caucus. Their “Christ” has risen in form of a former governor of Arkansas named Mike Huckabee. It’s interesting that he governed Arkansas because if you dissect the word “Arkansas”, it’s basically “Ark” and “Kansas” merged as one. Which makes sense because Kansas legislators decided [...]

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