religion

Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

religion

Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil. So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save [...]

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I’m not a big fan of Christianity…

religion

…but since I grew up as one I still feel awkward when people use the Lord’s name in vain. So whenever I hear someone yell out, “Jesus Christ!!” My brainwashed mind automatically amends what I hear by adding, “Jesus Christ…was a real cool dude.” Obviously, I do this secretly without losing street cred with my [...]

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Fairy Tale vs Religion

religion

I don’t know what’s harder to believe. The existence of Santa Claus or that Jesus’s heart pumps Welch’s Grape Juice through his body.

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I Don’t Understand PETA

politics

PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk once stated, “When it comes to feelings such as pain, fear, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.” In her eyes, we are all the same. Yet, their name is PETA which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Why do they [...]

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Does God hate us?

religion

Why is it so fucking hot? I’m going to get baptized this Sunday to cool down.

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