…but since I grew up as one I still feel awkward when people use the Lord’s name in vain. So whenever I hear someone yell out, “Jesus Christ!!” My brainwashed mind automatically amends what I hear by adding, “Jesus Christ…was a real cool dude.” Obviously, I do this secretly without losing street cred with my [...]
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Recent Posts
- Polysexuals
- MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.
- Kent Powers Flight Academy
- Overheard Through My Window in Queens
- Four Questions of Pesach (Passover)
- Riker’s Island should produce more musicals
- WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW
- Baby Balloons Murdered
- Subtextual Translations
- Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?
- Battle of Endor Vet
- Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death
- If Leia and Luke had a Child
- Transamerica
- Something topical (slowly becoming un-topical)
- My First Road Trip
- Society Has Demonized the word, “Mexican”
- I Think My Inner Child is Nelson from The Simpsons
- The Maverick | Starring McCain, Palin and Bush
- I’m Afraid of Public Transportation
- You can’t tell a book by its cover, but you can tell a movie by its font
- jpegs, mpegs, and who-gives-a-fuck-pegs.
- Finally an Advertisement with Integrity
- Spanish dictionaries should be called Mexicons.
- Mothers Don’t Understand Technology
- Adorable Handprint Designed Sheets
- Germans were Against War with Iraq
- my beard
- I Miss My Alma Mater: Robert E. Lee High School
- Hope You’re Not Color Blind
