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Darth Vader was the Fallen Angel

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Master Obi-Wan Kenobi was correct when he said Anakin Skywalker was the “chosen one”, prophesized to bring balance to the Force. Unfortunately, he didn’t foresee the devastating results of the divine intervention. There definitely was an imbalance in the Force—too much good and not enough evil.
So when Anakin transformed into Darth Vader to save the [...]

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I’m not a big fan of Christianity…

religion

…but since I grew up as one I still feel awkward when people use the Lord’s name in vain.
So whenever I hear someone yell out, “Jesus Christ!!”
My brainwashed mind automatically amends what I hear by adding,

“Jesus Christ…was a real cool dude.”
Obviously, I do this secretly without losing street cred with my atheist and agnostic [...]

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Fairy Tale vs Religion

religion

I don’t know what’s harder to believe.
The existence of Santa Claus or that Jesus’s heart pumps Welch’s Grape Juice through his body.

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I Don’t Understand PETA

politics

PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk once stated, “When it comes to feelings such as pain, fear, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.”
In her eyes, we are all the same.
Yet, their name is PETA which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Why do they differentiate between people [...]

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Does God hate us?

religion

Why is it so fucking hot? I’m going to get baptized this Sunday to cool down.

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Mormons Aren’t Allowed to Eat Honey

religion

Mormons and bees both practice polygamy.
However, Mormons live in male-centric, polygynous communities and bees live in female-centric, polyandric colonies.
Joseph Smith, The Mormon Prophet, wanted to hide this biological fact from their women-folk: Animals could successfully survive with this gender arrangement.
So he took the liberty and carefully amended the Book of Revelations in the Book of [...]

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Why Did Yoda Die So Young?

religion

Yoda was a creature called a Gherkin with an average life expectancy of 1000 years.
At age 877 years old, he fought a stalemate battle with Emperor Palpatine, the most powerful Sith Lord in the universe.
He exiled himself to the swampy planet of Dagobah and was able avoid detection from Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine because [...]

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