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Sometimes the Government Doesn’t Suck

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Albeit, “sometimes” is every thirty years.
Here’s one act that didn’t suck: Endangered Species Act of 1973
Since it was the groovy-peace-love-and-microdot 70′s, the act was passed by Congress with overwhelming majorities. In the House of Representatives, the vote in favor of the bill was 390-12 and in the Senate, it was 92-0.
My question is: Who were [...]

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Why Do Dumb People Exist?

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I received that idiotic mass email about Obama (Re: Fw: FW: [Fwd: Fw: FW: Barack Hussien Obama) and I mass responded debunking the “facts”, cut and paste pro-Obama material and cc’ed everyone whose inbox was involuntarily raped by this slanderous list of lies about OB.
Then I got an email from a “lady” named Maggie.
——– Original [...]

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Stars are Born In Cold Interstellar Clouds

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Universal Ultimate Court Judges ruled unanimously in favor of giving nebulae clouds the right to abort a star in the controversial Roe Nebula vs. Wade Star Cluster.
In a similar case, the Court denied the Schiavo Nebula the right to reactivate the Artificial Hydrogen-Fusion Particle Generator in one of their stars, which has sustained the life [...]

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I Don’t Understand PETA

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PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk once stated, “When it comes to feelings such as pain, fear, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.”
In her eyes, we are all the same.
Yet, their name is PETA which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Why do they differentiate between people [...]

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‘Pretend to be an Illegal Alien’ Weekend Getaway

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I’m subscribed to Kayak.com for travel deals. Normally, I get emails that tell me when flights to Orlando dip down below $150 or if there are any spectacular packages to London but today I got this treat: “Night Border Crossing Experience”.

Your ‘coyote’ guide, Pancho, pulls off his black ski mask while actors gather around to [...]

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I Promise I Won’t Mess Up

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Conservatives Destroy Rainforests Because They are Homophobic

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Biologists have discovered that male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality in all mammals.
Dr. Frank Riden has theorized that by sleeping upside-down, these flying rodents are over-dosing their brain with oxygenated blood.
He has concluded that too much O2 leads to homosexuality.
Dr. Riden has tested his OLH Theory with human scuba divers and found divers [...]

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