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USS New York Being Built With WTC Steel by Katrina Survivors

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Old steel mills in Pittsburgh are being fired up to melt beams from Oklahoma City’s Federal Building, wings from Pearl Harbor and salvaged pieces of the Lusitania. The government is still trying to incorporate fragment’s of the Alamo, panel’s from Space Shuttle Columbia and wood from Custer’s Last Stand. The Smithsonian donated the only surviving [...]

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Condoleezza Rice flosses with socks.

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What does Falluja mean in Arabic?

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Falluja (or الفلوجة) is the Arabic word describing what happens when a man has an ejaculation. INSURGENT® is a cleaning product designed specifically to eliminate falluja-related stains. Used in a sentence: Mother Dammit Billy, this better not be your falluja on the quilt your Grandmother made…I swear to God, you are buying the next bottle [...]

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Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?

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I Tivo The Simpsons and have seen this commercial on FOX several times now. The first couple times I thought it was part of the show, then it dawned on me that it was real. I know this may sound crazy but I’m going to throw this out anyways, “I don’t feel confident in Homeland [...]

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Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death

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Within 24 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death, Death Star stormtroopers began to post “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ~Yoda” on their Helmetbook© wall.

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