poetry

my beard

poetry

a community of democracy without all the hypocracy a festivity of harmony, equality not bigotry, sympathy not apathy, and simple genorosity will end this planets poverty. you do not know the intricacy of what I see a land without myths a land without legends is a sea of blasphemy with no diety, there can be [...]

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The Eternal Headache of a Scornful Vegan

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I am a vegan Pure, Organic Meek, Malnourished Chickpeas are my meat pellets Tofu is my life The art of vegetarianism is pacifism between furry organisms A Denny’s Grand Slam is a dinner of Death! Two slices of pig skin, a couple chicken fetuses Sunny-side up and side of toast…please A carton of eggs is [...]

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I Wish I was Puerto Rican Because I Love to Go Camping

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I was enlightened with the fact, that mangoes belong to the same family as poison ivy, the Sumac family. Certain cultures have made this fruit a staple in their diet. Puerto Rico became one of those countries. In 1750, the mango was introduced to their island and Puerto Rico embraced it. After two and half [...]

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Ode to a Futon

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I am a futon Bare Unsoothing A studio staple A bypolar byproduct of urban convenience Some people love mattresses Some people love couches I go both ways Give me your back And I will fuck you up for days

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ANY GIVEN SATURDAY AT THE Dungeon Master’s HOUSE

poetry

Let’s get this party started. Mano y Mano Me against You My THAC0 is low, and your Armor Class is high Get your dice ready, and prepare to die Your lack of creativity appalls me (let me guess a big barbarian with an Austrian accent and a two-handed sword named, Bonan) How original. Roll for [...]

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