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Another MySpace Profile

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“I have a golden retriever named Angel who, to me, really is made of gold. Angel and I live together like sisters in an amparment that only I pay for. I am a model who doesn’t believe that beauty can be seen by one’s eyes. I think it is possible that even a blind person [...]

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My great-grandfather invented the paper clip.

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Big fucking deal, my great-great-great-Uncle Angelo invented rice. Do you know how much residuals he gets just from Chinatown? He makes Bill Gates look like white trash. Beat that bitch!

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I Miss the 80′s

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I was watching an old episode of Miami Vice and I realized the biggest thing that I miss from the 80′s are hookers. Damn that Giuliani!

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I Feel For Future Digital Anthropologist Deciphering MySpace Comments

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I’m guessing THE PRINCE’s “hit me back” is implying: Since he feels it’s perfectly normal to hit a women if she gets out of line then she should feel free to “hit him back” if he does the same. He’s no hypocrite (respect). Now the Sultan comment was much harder to unravel. At first glance [...]

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Earthlings (specifically Americans) Are Spoiled

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Raised as fat, capitalistic pigs with intrinsic senses of entitlement, we forget that our problems are insignificant when compared to other citizens of this planet. I was at LaGuardia Airport last week during the blackout and overheard a hysterical woman speaking to a reporter amongst crying babies and other stranded passengers tearfully cry out, “It’s [...]

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