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Political Single Narrow-Mindedness

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I don’t understand how people can narrow down all the important variables in a candidate into one particular issue. The single-narrow mindedness is maddening. There are a plethora of reasons to despise a politician. i.e…perpetuating the oppression of Cubans through our ridiculous embargo, non-involvement in Sudan, not being proactive in dispensing generic drugs to fight [...]

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‘Pretend to be an Illegal Alien’ Weekend Getaway

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I’m subscribed to Kayak.com for travel deals. Normally, I get emails that tell me when flights to Orlando dip down below $150 or if there are any spectacular packages to London but today I got this treat: “Night Border Crossing Experience”. Your ‘coyote’ guide, Pancho, pulls off his black ski mask while actors gather around [...]

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Disoriented Tourist

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Whenever, I surface from the subways, and confidently head in one direction on an avenue. Inevitably, someone walking beside will notice my keen navigational skill and will ask me, “Are we going up or down?” I have two responses: 1. “Actually we are going horizontal. Our vertical displacement is zero. What are you stupid?” Then [...]

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Another MySpace Profile

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“I have a golden retriever named Angel who, to me, really is made of gold. Angel and I live together like sisters in an amparment that only I pay for. I am a model who doesn’t believe that beauty can be seen by one’s eyes. I think it is possible that even a blind person [...]

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My great-grandfather invented the paper clip.

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Big fucking deal, my great-great-great-Uncle Angelo invented rice. Do you know how much residuals he gets just from Chinatown? He makes Bill Gates look like white trash. Beat that bitch!

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