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MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.

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A few things I’ve absorbed from MySpace: The number of “Friends” in a MySpace profile is a direct correlation to the number of hours logged on to the internet and inversely related to that person’s actual social skill. The beacon enlightens me how unproductive we humans have become. When my beacon is on, I feel [...]

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Overheard Through My Window in Queens

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I couldn’t sleep last night because of the pain, and was elated to finally fall into slumber at the crack of dawn. Only to be awoken by annoying song birds, a woodpecker drilling another useless hole, a squirrel trying scrape his way through my thru-the-wall air conditioning unit, and little fucking boy hitting a concrete [...]

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I’m Afraid of Public Transportation

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I was in Miami once and I saw a billboard that claimed, “Everytime you see a bus, you have walked by someone with AIDS.” I will never become a bus driver.

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I Miss My Alma Mater: Robert E. Lee High School

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I graduated from Lee High School in San Antonio, TX. Lee High School Alma Mater We all hail† to thee and thy name forever, Robert E. Lee High; Your Red and Gray will always wave As will your banner fly; Our hearts and loyalty remain forever In your hallowed halls; Your majesty will show the [...]

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Why am I white?

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I was at my Jamaican friend’s house and his five year old daughter Cheyenne asked me bluntly, “Why are you so white?” At first it seemed like an easy question but I quickly realized that I didn’t have an answer and said, “I don’t know.” To which she replied, “Do you lotion?” I then said, [...]

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