mathematics

MTA Lies!!

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I bought an “Unlimited” Monthly MetroCard for only $70. What a fucking steal! An infinite amount of rides would reduce the normal $2 fare down to less than a trillionth of a penny. Idiots! I would be able to go any where…at anytime. The deception was revealed, when I mistakenly entered a DOWNTOWN entrance and [...]

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Nobody Remembers Me

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It was horrible what happened 4 years ago on 9-11. People lost their lives and will always be remembered. But what about me, I still exist. Somehow through this tragic event, I have been deleted from everyone’s mind. Erased. Eradicated. Brainwashed out of Man’s hard drive. Nine, eleven…nine, eleven…nine, eleven Anything missing? What happened to [...]

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Giuliani at a Math Convention

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(Hint: 9/11 = Nine divided by eleven) Perhaps this is why I was virgin until I was 19. Here are some other reasons.

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Cost of Energy(kwH) is Cheap (sort of)

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What exactly is a kWh? According to Whatis.com, “kWh is a kilowatt-hour which is a unit of energy equivalent to one kilowatt of power expended for one hour of time” or simply power multiplied by time. How much power is in a kW? 3,600,000 joules (The equivalent of the amount of energy exerted by 45,000 [...]

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Huckabee wants to Re-design the Pentagon

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It was a huge victory for Evangelical Christians at the Iowa Caucus. Their “Christ” has risen in form of a former governor of Arkansas named Mike Huckabee. It’s interesting that he governed Arkansas because if you dissect the word “Arkansas”, it’s basically “Ark” and “Kansas” merged as one. Which makes sense because Kansas legislators decided [...]

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