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‘Pretend to be an Illegal Alien’ Weekend Getaway

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I’m subscribed to Kayak.com for travel deals. Normally, I get emails that tell me when flights to Orlando dip down below $150 or if there are any spectacular packages to London but today I got this treat: “Night Border Crossing Experience”. Your ‘coyote’ guide, Pancho, pulls off his black ski mask while actors gather around [...]

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I Have a Cure for World Hunger

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Pillows! I grew up poor and learned the best way to curb my appetite as a kid was going to bed early. The growling of my stomach was a little annoying at first, but I’d just wrap my head with my pillow and get some sleepy sleep. What would you rather have? A bowl of [...]

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What do get when you cross a misogynist and a linguist?

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My girlfriend told me, “It’s men like you that drive women to Bulimia.”

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“That’s ridiculous!” I said, “I don’t even know where Bulimia is.” I Mapquest-ed it and found out it’s actually a small country right next to Hungary and Low-self-esteemia. I could fly a woman to Eastern Europe but couldn’t I drive a woman across the Atlantic Ocean? Come on, that’s crazy talk.

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New Delhi Deputy Mayor Killed by Monkeys

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The growing population of monkeys in New Delhi, India has been an epidemic for quite some time because many Hindus worship the deity Hanuman, a monkey god who symbolizes strength. It became international news when a gang of marauding monkeys mauled their deputy mayor to death. When I read this, my first thought was, “Man, [...]

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