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Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death

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Within 24 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death, Death Star stormtroopers began to post “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ~Yoda” on their Helmetbook© wall.

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Society Has Demonized the word, “Mexican”

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People flinch nowadays when you say the word “Mexican” with the wrong inflection. Somehow society has demonized the word. If I told you there are a bunch of “English guys outside” who would care…same goes for Danish, Russian, Irish…it doesn’t matter. But if I were to say, “There are a bunch of Mexicans out side” [...]

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Germans were Against War with Iraq

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When German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder declared “Nein zum Irak-Krieg” (“No to war in Iraq“), pro-war Americans and Brits were appalled by Deutschland’s cowardice. I see it differently. If you compared war to alcohol, Germans are like your recently sobered uncle who suffered from alcoholism for decades. Now imagine if your family was ridiculing him for [...]

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I Love Greece

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A beautiful Greek girl asked me, “Have you ever been to Greece?” And I replied, “Yeah, I loved it. I would love to live in Greece for the rest of my life.” She was shocked, and asked “What are you gay or something?” Obviously we were not talking about the same thing. “What Greece are [...]

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Where the Hell is Falluja and What is an Insurgent?

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Falluja is the Arabic word describing what happens when a man has an ejaculation. INSURGENT® is a cleaning product designed specifically to eliminate falluja-related stains. Used in a sentence: Mother: Dammit Billy, this better not be your falluja on the quilt your Grandmother made…I swear to God, you are buying the next bottle of INSURGENT®!

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