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Battle of Endor Vet

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Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death

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Within 24 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death, Death Star stormtroopers began to post “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ~Yoda” on their Helmetbook© wall.

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Locked Out of Facebook (The Good and The Bad)

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Here’s the deal. My girlfriend and I hosted a dinner party at our apartment on Sunday two weeks ago. After all the guests had left, I decided to fire up my laptop. Even though I was a little tipsy from too many Malbecs, I decided it was an excellent time to attempt to convert my [...]

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danisms

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a principal philosophy and system of religion of Astoria, Queens based upon the teachings of a guy named Danocrates Allenopolos in the 21st century. Never eat cotton candy in the rain. My battery charger is a necromancer. Do healthy vampires prey on vegans? An annoying German designer is called a deutschbag. Spanish dictionaries should be [...]

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Bedroom in a Beautiful 5 Bedroom Townhouse-CHELSEA

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********************************************************* I do not condone the misuse of the wonderful online community (which sounds like “gregslist.com“) established in San Francisco. However, this was a fun exercise in the world of make-believe. A tall, lanky, “friend” posted this on the aforementioned “gregslist“, and below are the actual responses. ********************************************************* Rent: $1350 Looking for a Male or [...]

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