Danocrates discusses himself

I “voted” for Obama today on a poll today.

As I was trolling through the comments, I found this:

Mimi from South Philadelphia
I am not black therefore, i will not vote for Obama. I already signed up to help john McCane. I am a Hillary supperter however, I do not think she should take the VP job. She have a job as a seneter. Beside, two VP. Michelle and Hillary? They will kill each oter. Michell is not that young.Beside, When Obama looses to McCane. Hillary will get the blame. I lost my exitement.I do not like Obama. He is a horrible Racist and sexist. I will not change my mind. I am sickof the DNC corrupton. 19 million votes are nothing. I am a secoentd class citizen.

“john McCane”
Nice

“supperter”
Perfect

“I do not think she should take the VP job.”
As I wouldn’t accept a job as an astronaut because NASA would never ask me.

“She have a job as a seneter.”
Not sure how to pronounce that.

“Beside, two VP. Michelle and Hillary? They will kill each oter.”
Not sure exactly what this means but I know for a fact “otter” has two “T”s (Not to be confused with Tutti from Facts of Life)

“Michell is not that young.”
Good point (??)

“Obama looses to McCane”
Love the consistency

“I lost my exitement.”
I guess that has something to do with being too “looses”

“I am a secoentd class citizen.”
Well sort of…more like a third rate speller.

We’ll be fine America. What could possibly happen in November. I trust the masses.

Results in 5,230,000 pages

Drops down to 2,980,000

Not much of a difference at 2,820,000

It’s official: One million nine hundred sixty thousand people really fucking hate themselves and want to blow their brains out.

If I was in college right now, I would probably major in psychology.

If you live in a major city, you may have noticed a rise in fixed gear bikes.

A fixed-gear bicycle or fixed wheel bicycle, is a bicycle without the ability to coast. The sprocket is screwed directly on to the hub and there is no freewheel mechanism. A reverse-thread lockring is usually fitted to prevent the sprocket from unscrewing. Whenever the rear wheel is turning, the pedals turn in the same direction.By resisting the rotation of the pedals, a rider can slow the bike to a stop, without the aid of a brake.

Hipsters are gobbling them up. Everywhere I go I see some kid in a fedora hat (who was wearing a Baker’s hat last year) with a Thundercat t-shirt (with quotation marks around the emblem) riding a fixed gear now that it is extremely hip.

I would be hypocrite if I didn’t divulge that I purchased an Emo-mobile last September and love it but I chickened out and got a front brake. The reason I say “chickened out” is because fixed gears are capable of stopping “without the aid of a brake”. Hardcore fixies will give you a “tsk tsk” look when they see that you installed a brake or “testicle remover” as they call them. Fuck that, I ride over the Queensboro Bridge to get home.

At first, I held contempt for these elitists. Then I realized this infectious, fashion trend is awesome. Brakes have somehow become out-of-fashion.

What a beautiful way to thin the herd. Welcome back America!

I took this photo in the Cayman Islands.

My “friends” Jon Fisch and Joe List were in the green room at Comix comedy club in NYC and overheard my joke,
“I only attract girls who find Skeletor sexy.”

They both agreed that it didn’t make sense because even though Skeletor was theoretically a skeleton. I would never in this lifetime be as muscular as him (perhaps I should replace him with the non-steroidal Mumm-Ra.

I apologize for breaking the fourth wall and speaking to you directly. Let’s stop this virtual relationship that we have and meet in person.

I’m participating in the Parkinson’s Unity Walk on Saturday, April 26th. Would love to see you there.

If you want to join my team, go here.

WHERE:
Central Park at 72nd St. Enter Park from 5th Ave.
WHEN:
1:00 p.m

My team’s goal was $1,500 and we’ve received $1,845. So anything ever that would be awesome.

A five dollar donation would be perfect.

If you can’t make it (or hate walking), you can make a donation here.

Here’s more info about the event here.

Thanks!

If you’ve never listen to Keith and the Girl’s podcast, you haven’t lived.

This time Keith and the Girl invited Jesse Joyce and myself on the show to go head-to-head. It was therapeutic for our relationship. We are going to get married in August.

Always a fun show.

Here are the thoughts of the KATG fans on their forum

“I knew I would love Jesse and Dan on the same show….. My favorite is when Jesse started yelling at Dan (the project mince meat argument), it sounded a bit like they have been married for years….When there is more than one guest on sometimes the dynamics are weird, but since they already know each other they don’t feel the need to be polite, so they just shit on each other over and over again…. loved it…”
~memecherry

“Just started listening to this and I can’t stop giggling between big bouts of laughter. Jesse and Dan are like a married couple that can’t stop fighting. A funny pair those two really make. I look forward to more shows with them together.”
~juliofromny

Emailing my Dad in Vietnam.

Here’s William Shatner pushing the future of technology: