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Do cucumber farmers eventually become gay?

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I’m not a big fan of carrots

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Everytime I attempt to eat a carrot, I feel like I’m blowing Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

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I Have a Cure for World Hunger

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Pillows!

I grew up poor and learned the best way to curb my appetite as a kid was going to bed early. The growling of my stomach was a little annoying at first, but I’d just wrap my head with my pillow and get some sleepy sleep.
What would you rather have?
A bowl of gruel or a [...]

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Racist Signs

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Vegans only drink Natural Light.

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Proper Etiquette of Toothpicking Cheese Cubes 101

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I played basketball today and realized I was extremely hungry. I dipped into Gourmet Garage to buy something to eat. I didn’t know what I wanted, so I roamed aimlessly around until I found something.
Luckily, The cheese department had five platters of cheese cubes with a cup of toothpicks.
Famished, I plucked out a cube [...]

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This is Why America’s Healthcare is Fucked

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A booth at Hoboken’s Annual Italian Festival

Here’s an example of corporations knowing that Americans “want” to eat healthy but can’t.

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