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You can’t tell a book by its cover, but you can tell a movie by its font

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(Seems to be the most popular font of bad movies)

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I Don’t Understand PETA

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PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk once stated, “When it comes to feelings such as pain, fear, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.” In her eyes, we are all the same. Yet, their name is PETA which stands for: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Why do they [...]

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Advances in Muppet® Medicine

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Snuffleupagus fans around the globe were sadden by the news of the well-known wooly pacaderm being diagnosed with testicular cancer. Fortunately, New Zealand scientists have been able to hydoponically produce synthetic Muppet balls. His surgery is scheduled for next week. The Tony Award winning cast of the Broadway musical Avenue Q has offered his life [...]

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P.S.A. for Dating

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If you’re going to see a movie, choose wisely. I was on a first date once and we rented The Accused with Jodie Foster?” Watching The Accused on the first date will make you more uncomfortable than watching Richard Simmons have sex with Janet Reno while they watch David Koresh have sex with an underage [...]

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Why do models have eating disorders??

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An advertisement on MySpace Oh yeah, I forgot. Our snarky society sucks.

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