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Advances in Muppet® Medicine

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Snuffleupagus fans around the globe were sadden by the news of the well-known wooly pacaderm being diagnosed with testicular cancer.

Fortunately, New Zealand scientists have been able to hydoponically produce synthetic Muppet balls. His surgery is scheduled for next week.
The Tony Award winning cast of the Broadway musical Avenue Q has offered his life partner Big [...]

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P.S.A. for Dating

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If you’re going to see a movie, choose wisely.
I was on a first date once and we rented The Accused with Jodie Foster?”
Watching The Accused on the first date will make you more uncomfortable than watching Richard Simmons have sex with Janet Reno while they watch David Koresh have sex with an underage Branch Davidian [...]

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Why do models have eating disorders??

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An advertisement on MySpace
Oh yeah, I forgot. Our snarky society sucks.

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Why does Deelishis (aka…London Charles) have scars on her back?

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Flavor of Love‘s “Deelishis” claims the marks on her back came from an “accident”.
I believe the episode below explains everything.

Unfortunately, YouTube yanked this Good Times clip. It was the episode about Penny (Janet Jackson) getting burned by her mother with an iron. The new and improve YouTube is going to suck if they keep [...]

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My Personal Hell in Queens

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I’ve been laid up in bed for the past week trying to recover from my surgery.
Initially, it was great. I have every channel known to man: HBO, Showtime, CineMax, OnDemand, …you name it. I got it. Since I decided not to watch television from 2001 to 2004, I had a lot of catching up to [...]

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Whatcha talking about Willis?

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I guess a 99 point something APR is a deal when you are a former child star.

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My Readers Hate Me

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Here’s a lovely comment left on this post about Flavor of Love’s Deelishis:
renee // Oct 16th 2006 at 7:00 am

what the hell is funny about that? it would take a stupid white bastard to say some !@$$%$ like that.

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