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I refuse to drink tap water, unless its disguised in a water fountain.

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If a person who balloons is called a balloonist and a person who bicycles is called a bicyclist…

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…shouldn’t a person who races be called a bigot*. *I guess that makes sense because most people I know who are NASCAR fans are racists.

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“A maggot who seeks to know himself would never become a housefly.” ~Danocrates Allenolopos

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Danocrates feels that butterflies are overrated. If scrutinized, a caterpiller is just a maggot with a fur coat and a butterfly is just a common housefly with pretty wings. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. ~Andre Gide quotes (French writer, humanist and moralist, 1947 nobel prize for literature, 1869-1951)

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Change is always good, unless your house burns down then thats bad.

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I never eat cotton candy in the rain.

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