…then pedestrians are people who ride children. Furthermore, if octopus means “eight-legged” and Oedipus means “swollen foot” shouldn’t an iPod be called an iPus.
NYC-based producer and storyteller
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danisms
“I refuse to drink tap water, unless it’s disguised in a water fountain or as an ice cube. I thought I was intelligent, but I have to spell-check Einstein's name.”
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Recent Posts
- I Love Aluminum
- If this is in your MySpace profile, we aren’t meant to be (Part 2)
- USS New York Being Built With WTC Steel by Katrina Survivors
- Never fight in a war if your last name is Medic.
- Condoleezza Rice flosses with socks.
- Dancing is the only* art form where most people have to get drunk first to “create”.
- I Don’t Understand PETA
- CFS is a Sham!
- SAD People are pathetic!
- Consumerism has Secularized Christmas
- I Hate New Year’s Day
- I’m famous because I can’t spell
- The “Hunt”
- What does Falluja mean in Arabic?
- Polysexuals
- MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.
- Kent Powers Flight Academy
- Overheard Through My Window in Queens
- Four Questions of Pesach (Passover)
- Riker’s Island should produce more musicals
- WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW
- Baby Balloons Murdered
- Subtextual Translations
- Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?
- Battle of Endor Vet
- Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death
- If Leia and Luke had a Child
- Transamerica
- Something topical (slowly becoming un-topical)
- My First Road Trip
