Danocrates discusses danisms

then masturbating is a pathetic expression of dancing alone.

Dirty Dancing illustrates this point perfectly when Johnny teaches Baby how to “dance”.

Although, I’m not sure what Footloose was trying to convey when Kevin Bacon taught Chris Penn† how to “dance”. Perhaps ole Footloose was a ahead of its time in rural gay relationship movies.

† Thanks Ann

I extend that to a baby adopted by a lesbian couple as well.

Danocrates feels that butterflies are overrated. If scrutinized, a caterpiller is just a maggot with a fur coat and a butterfly is just a common housefly with pretty wings.

A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly.

~Andre Gide quotes
(French writer, humanist and moralist, 1947 nobel prize for literature, 1869-1951)

It’s about a busboy named Enrique who is blown by a waitress whose father is a chiropractor of a women who just bought an autographed DVD of Footloose off of eBay™ from a guy in Phoenix who was actually blown by Kevin Bacon.

Hand me a cheeseburger, I want to live

…shouldn’t a person who races be called a bigot*.

*I guess that makes sense because most people I know who are NASCAR fans are racists.

I’m assuming black ones or perhaps chocolates in a coffin-shaped box.