WOUNDED SOLDIER #1: MEDIC!! MEDIC: What?? WOUNDED SOLDIER #2: MEEEEDIC!! MEDIC: What the fuck do you want from me? WOUNDED SOLDIER #1: MEEEDIC!! Help me! MEDIC: I’m trying to shoot people over here for God’s sake. Leave me alone.
I get offended when people tell me my watch is slow. I like to think of it as chronologically challenged.~Danocrates Allenopolos I also get offended when people use the word fucktard, not very PC. I like to say mentally fucked.~Danocrates Allenopolos
A few things I’ve absorbed from MySpace: The number of “Friends” in a MySpace profile is a direct correlation to the number of hours logged on to the internet and inversely related to that person’s actual social skill. The beacon enlightens me how unproductive we humans have become. When my beacon is on, I feel [...]
One year after Emperor Palpatine’s death (1 A.B.Y) Ancient Massassi temple on Yavin IV (Fourth moon of Yavin) Medical facility in the New Republic base 2-1B MEDICAL DROID His midi-clorians level is off the charts, over 21,000. Unfortunately, he also has an extra chromosome. LEIA What does that mean, Two Onebee? 2-1B It means he [...]
I played basketball today and realized I was extremely hungry. I dipped into Gourmet Garage to buy something to eat. I didn’t know what I wanted, so I roamed aimlessly around until I found something. Luckily, The cheese department had five platters of cheese cubes with a cup of toothpicks. Famished, I plucked out a [...]