Teachings of Danocrates Allenopolos
April 20th, 2007 — danisms, wordplay
le·o·tard [lee-uh-tahrd]
–noun
1.
a skintight, one-piece garment for the torso, having a high or low neck, long or short sleeves, and a lower portion resembling either briefs or tights, worn by acrobats, dancers, etc.
Slang: Disparaging
a. a Spandex-ally leotarded outfit.
b. a dumb lion
c. a costume that is stupid, obtuse, or ruined by a Bedazzeler in some way:
a hopeless social leotard.
[Origin: 1915–20; named after Jules Léotard, 19th-century mildly, retarded French aerialist]
April 19th, 2007 — danisms, wordplay
If Donald Trump was black, would it be appropriate to call him a real estate tycoon?
Not if Al Sharpton was involved.
March 18th, 2007 — danisms, food
February 20th, 2007 — danisms, technology
…I want to master digital necromancy. Who cares if you can Photoshop? I will be able to resurrect my dead computer into a zombie computer.
October 20th, 2006 — danisms, wordplay
I like to say, “My pet ant is a homosexual with a learning disablity”.
August 20th, 2006 — danisms
I get offended when people tell me my watch is slow. I like to think of it as chronologically challenged.~Danocrates Allenopolos
I also get offended when people use the word fucktard, not very PC. I like to say mentally fucked.~Danocrates Allenopolos
August 3rd, 2006 — danisms, food
“When I chew on a piece of Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill, I feel like a polar bear crapped in my mouth.”~Danocrates
July 8th, 2006 — danisms
WOUNDED SOLDIER #1:
MEDIC!!
MEDIC:
What??
WOUNDED SOLDIER #2:
MEEEEDIC!!
MEDIC:
What the fuck do you want from me?
WOUNDED SOLDIER #1:
MEEEDIC!! Help me!
MEDIC:
I’m trying to shoot people over here for God’s sake. Leave me alone.
June 27th, 2006 — danisms, himself
I feel like the foriegn film version of the man I’m supposed to be.
June 20th, 2006 — danisms
*Karaoke is not art.
