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My niece Madison just turned 3 years old. This is a big step for toddlers on the long road to maturity. Everyone is familiar with the final rites of passage to adulthood: discovery of masturbation, a driver’s license, the right to vote, alcohol, loss of virginity (usually in that sequential order), wisdom teeth extraction, lower [...]
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My cell phone was broken, so I had to take it into a Verizon Service Center. Gary the technician rudely asked me, “Have you ever got your phone wet?†I was extremely offended and defensively said, “That’s kind of personal, Gary.†“Well, have you or haven’t you gotten your phone wet?†“No. We’ve tried everything, [...]
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