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My cell phone was broken, so I had to take it into a Verizon Service Center. Gary the technician rudely asked me, “Have you ever got your phone wet?” I was extremely offended and defensively said, “That’s kind of personal, Gary.” “Well, have you or haven’t you gotten your phone wet?” “No. We’ve tried everything, [...]

Two of my many Orthorexic dietary restrictions are: limit my dairy and saturated fat intake. Unfortunately, my unnatural, affinity for Ben & Jerry’s™ Chunky Monkey© ice cream makes those rules obsolete as the enforcement of the law forbidding jaywalking. How do I justify my addiction? The Ben & Jerry’s™ corporation is an environmentally conscience company [...]