August 2010

Another MySpace Profile

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“I have a golden retriever named Angel who, to me, really is made of gold. Angel and I live together like sisters in an amparment that only I pay for. I am a model who doesn’t believe that beauty can be seen by one’s eyes. I think it is possible that even a blind person [...]

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Producing a Comedy Show in NYC

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There are only a 1,000 comedians living in NYC out of the 8 million people in the five boroughs. That means we each get 8,000 a piece. Personally, I only want 1,000 True Fans. Why only 1,000? Here’s a quote from Kevin Kelly, the founder of Wired, A creator, such as an artist, musician, photographer, [...]

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Math is Evolving

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Euclid, Euler, and Pythagoras were just a few of the founding fathers, who laid the foundation for future mathematicians. Cumulatively throughout history, these geniuses and many others have discovered the wonders of mathematics. Astrophysicists pursue the origin of our universe, biologists keep decoding DNA, chemists are determined to find the perfect compound, but mathematicians have [...]

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If pediatricians are doctors who treat children and pedophiles are adults who are attracted to children…

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…then pedestrians are people who ride children. Furthermore, if octopus means “eight-legged” and Oedipus means “swollen foot” shouldn’t an iPod be called an iPus.

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The Phrase “Flame Retardant” is a Little Harsh

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I like to say, “My pet ant is a homosexual with a learning disablity”.

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