July 2010

If a person who balloons is called a balloonist and a person who bicycles is called a bicyclist…

danisms

…shouldn’t a person who races be called a bigot*. *I guess that makes sense because most people I know who are NASCAR fans are racists.

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You Could Sell Frozen Dihydrogen Monoxide to an Inuit

international

The terms Eskimo and Husky have become officially politically incorrect for the indigenous people in the north. The word Eskimo was derived from the French word Esquimaux which literally means “flesh eaters”. Inuit is the preferred name of the handful of surviving inhabitants who were desecrated by Europeans from the 1800s through the 1900s. However, [...]

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My great-grandfather invented the paper clip.

people

Big fucking deal, my great-great-great-Uncle Angelo invented rice. Do you know how much residuals he gets just from Chinatown? He makes Bill Gates look like white trash. Beat that bitch!

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Why do models have eating disorders??

entertainment

An advertisement on MySpace Oh yeah, I forgot. Our snarky society sucks.

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I Don’t Understand PETA

politics

PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk once stated, “When it comes to feelings such as pain, fear, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.” In her eyes, we are all the same. Yet, their name is PETA which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Why do they [...]

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