My Readers Hate Me

by Dan Allen on July 5, 2010

in entertainment

Here’s a lovely comment left on this post about Flavor of Love’s Deelishis:

renee // Oct 16th 2006 at 7:00 am

what the hell is funny about that? it would take a stupid white bastard to say some !@$$%$ like that.

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