My girlfriend is a sex columnist and occasionally recieves free sex products.
A while back she got a shipment of LIBERATOR® sex furniture. I highly recommend the ‘The Ramp/Wedge Combo’.
However, we’ve been arguing for the past week and our sex life has waned. Now I prop it against the wall and use it as a backrest while I use my laptop.
I’m officially changing its name to: MASTURBATOR®
