July 2010

I’m a Cheap Bastard

technology

I am trying to design and launch my website before December and I’ve been glued to my laptop for the last two weeks learning Photoshop and GoLive.My eyes are strained, my back aches, and my mind is filled with bullshit information, that hinders my ability to talk with civilians in the physical world. PHP, MySQL, [...]

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Camel Winter MochaMint

business

Disclaimer: An old post but some delightful young lady left a scathing comment. Enjoy! They also have Chocolate Toffee: a taste of sweet indulgence. R.J. Reynold isn’t even trying to be subtle with their marketing tactics towards children and people with bad eating habits. Logically, they should merge with companies designed to seduce kids at [...]

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Stars are Born In Cold Interstellar Clouds

politics

Universal Ultimate Court Judges ruled unanimously in favor of giving nebulae clouds the right to abort a star in the controversial Roe Nebula vs. Wade Star Cluster. In a similar case, the Court denied the Schiavo Nebula the right to reactivate the Artificial Hydrogen-Fusion Particle Generator in one of their stars, which has sustained the [...]

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I refuse to drink tap water, unless its disguised in a water fountain.

danisms
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I Wish I was Puerto Rican Because I Love to Go Camping

poetry

I was enlightened with the fact, that mangoes belong to the same family as poison ivy, the Sumac family. Certain cultures have made this fruit a staple in their diet. Puerto Rico became one of those countries. In 1750, the mango was introduced to their island and Puerto Rico embraced it. After two and half [...]

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