Overheard in a Starbucks on Fifth Avenue

by Dan Allen on June 21, 2010

in overheard nyc

MIDWESTERN MODEL
How’s your new agency? Any perks?

PERUVIAN MODEL
At first they were great, then stupid 9-11 happened. Now I have to fly coach.

MIDWESTERN MODEL
Yeah, that sucks. I hate terrorists. You’re from Peru right?

PERUVIAN MODEL
Si.

MIDWESTERN MODEL
I just watched a show about Conquistadors. They were reeeeallly mean.

PERUVIAN MODEL
Conquista-what? Who? What happened?

MIDWESTERN MODEL
You know…when the Incas were killed by Francisco Picasso.

PERUVIAN MODEL
Oh yeah, they like took their ears off or something.

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