June 2010

Top or Bottom?

sexuality

Whenever a homosexual individual introduces me to their partner, I immediately try to determine who’s the “husband” and who’s the “wife” in the relationship. It’s always difficult because they both call each other “partner”. It would be extremely helpful if they designated different words. When I hear “partner”, it reminds me of a law office. [...]

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jpegs, mpegs, and who-gives-a-fuck-pegs.

technology

At my brother’s wedding in Texas, I was the only one without a digital camera. I felt like I was at a farmer’s market, watching everybody showing their produce. Shoot, pose, show…pose, shoot, show…show, shoot, pose. A monotonous Factory of Fun. The “Present” was slipping away, while everyone was peering into the “Past”. “Like sands [...]

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I’m a Hero

stories

Everyone was down, bleeding to death. The Mage, the Cleric, the Thief, and the Bard. Since my sword was broken because I fumbled earlier, I switched to my Elven Long Bow +1. However, the Dungeon Master told me that my quiver was empty and I couldn’t shoot the remaining troll without any arrows. Running out [...]

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I Don’t Understand Chemistry

business

Memories are holographic chemicals. Are holograms chemical memories or are chemicals holographic memories?Bleach is a chemical. Bleach is a holographic memory? Curious, I inhaled it and Princess Leia appeared and said, “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi“, then I passed out because of the fumes.

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Zimmerman Telegraph Interception in WWI

history

A forgotten fact about WWI is the interception of the Zimmerman Telegraph. Germany wanted to divert the US away from the war overseas. So their Foreign Secretary Arthur Zimmerman instructed the German ambassador Heinrich von Eckardt via a telegram to convince Mexico to attack the United States.It was VERY tempting for the Mexican president, Venustiano [...]

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