Super Unleaded is 93 octane.
Special Unleaded is 89 octane.
Regular Unleaded is only 87 octane.
They should re-think their labeling system considering that the average IQ of a human is about 100.
93 octane should be Regular, 89 octane would be Borderline, and 87 octane would be “Special”.
GAS ATTENDANT
What can I do you for?
What can I do you for?
CUSTOMER
Fill’er up, I guess. Goddamn, I cant’ buh-lieve its three fif-dee a gallon.
Fill’er up, I guess. Goddamn, I cant’ buh-lieve its three fif-dee a gallon.
GAS ATTENDANT
What kind do you want? We’re runnin’ a special on our eighty-seven octane?
What kind do you want? We’re runnin’ a special on our eighty-seven octane?
CUSTOMER
No offense to your kid, Floyd, but I ain’t gonna put no retard gas in my El Camino.
No offense to your kid, Floyd, but I ain’t gonna put no retard gas in my El Camino.
