May 2010

I Promise I Won’t Mess Up

politics
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Different Grades of Unleaded Gas at Mobil

wordplay

Super Unleaded is 93 octane. Special Unleaded is 89 octane. Regular Unleaded is only 87 octane. They should re-think their labeling system considering that the average IQ of a human is about 100. 93 octane should be Regular, 89 octane would be Borderline, and 87 octane would be “Special”. GAS ATTENDANT What can I do [...]

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The future of network comedy in this litigious, corporate world

business

Sample joke with specificity: I walked into a Food Lion® and bought a box of Marlboro Lights®, and the cashier asked for my driver’s license. She wanted to make sure I was eighteen. The government feels that’s the age, in which, you have the correct mental capacity to wisely decide if you want cancer. After [...]

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G.U.T : Grand Unified Theory

mathematics

I have discovered a formula explaining the Couch Potato Phenomenon by combining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and Ohm’s Law. Ohm’s Law states: V = IR (Voltage equals Current multiplied by Resistance) So I = V/R Einstein’s Theory of Relativity states: E = mc² So mE=m²c² Webster’s dictionary defines “ME” as the objective form of “I“. [...]

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Vegans only drink Natural Light.

food
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