April 2010

I am a Habitual Liar

people

A penny-pinching maven had told me that sometimes you get charged a small fee when you use your debit card. So now I lie every time. No matter what. I was buying a six pack of Zimas and a box of Snuggie Extra Small Trojans. Unfortunately, I didn’t have any cash so I had to [...]

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Check this video out by my buddies Rob and Mark

entertainment

“Lets Switch Cars” by The Rob and Mark Show directed by the lovely Sara Schaefer

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Mormons Aren’t Allowed to Eat Honey

religion

Mormons and bees both practice polygamy. However, Mormons live in male-centric, polygynous communities and bees live in female-centric, polyandric colonies. Joseph Smith, The Mormon Prophet, wanted to hide this biological fact from their women-folk: Animals could successfully survive with this gender arrangement. So he took the liberty and carefully amended the Book of Revelations in [...]

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Your Skeletons Don’t Even Compare To This Company’s Closet

international

We have all done something in our lifetime that we are ashamed of and would be mortified if our actions came to light. Be it a night in jail, a transaction with a prostitute or the thousand hours you spent playing Dungeon and Dragons as a teenager. Of course I’m speaking about other people. I’m [...]

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MoMAudio is Horseshit

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MoMA offers a free audio tour to “help” visitors understand what the artist is trying to express. While helpful with some, you end up looking like a jackass to those brave souls who ventured forth sans audio guidance as you stare at an untitled canvas painted blue by Yves Klein for five minutes listening to [...]

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