Mormons and bees both practice polygamy.
However, Mormons live in male-centric, polygynous communities and bees live in female-centric, polyandric colonies.
Joseph Smith, The Mormon Prophet, wanted to hide this biological fact from their women-folk: Animals could successfully survive with this gender arrangement.
So he took the liberty and carefully amended the Book of Revelations in the Book of Mormons.
He ‘found and replaced’ the word, locusts with the word bees and refered to Satan as the Queen Bee. The word honey was replaced by Satan’s slime or Lucifer’s blood.
I guess he was a genius, because his prophecy of killer bees has come true.
FUN FACT:
Winnie the Pooh is not a Mormon. He’s a Pooh.
I think A.A. Milne was an anti-Semite.
“Poohs love honey,” sounds a lot like “Jews love money.”




