April 2010

This is Why America’s Healthcare is Fucked

food

A booth at Hoboken’s Annual Italian Festival Here’s an example of corporations knowing that Americans “want” to eat healthy but can’t.

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I Love Aluminum

science

I just watched a commercial showing women seductively inhaling different forms of aluminum (tin foil, fences, a baseball bat, etc ). I guess the makers of AXE deodorant are implying that since their product is housed in an aluminum can that it produces a potent sexual elixir that simulates the pheromones that attract females. At [...]

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I never eat cotton candy in the rain.

danisms
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The First Romeo and Juliet

history

It’s sad to say, but couples in interracial relationships today still encounter ignorant xenophobes.As difficult as they seem to be, they compare nothing to the challenges faced by our ancestors. In 1999, an archeologist in Portugal discovered a 24,500 years old hybrid skeleton created by a Neanderthal (Homo neanderthalenis) and a Cro-Magnon(Homo sapien). Inter-species relationships [...]

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More words from Danocrates Allenopolos

danisms

“When I chew on a piece of Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill, I feel like a polar bear crapped in my mouth.”~Danocrates

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