Woman in NYC Are Assertive

The woman in New York will tell you exactly what they mean.
I was at a bar, and a girl asked me, “Why are you so skinny, what do you have AIDS?”
That’s pretty fucked up
Then I started to think, maybe I do have AIDS.
But how could I’ve contracted it.
I’ve never had luck with the ladies at bars.
The only bars, I’ve ever got lucky with a girl was at the monkey bars in second grade at recess.
I use to kiss this girl , Penny, everyday under the green monkey bars.
Maybe I got AIDS from her.
What a little slut.
Some researchers claim AIDS originated from a green monkey and promiscuous Canadian flight attendant.
They were mistaken. It was from a boy and a slut UNDER the green monkey bars.