February 2010

Different Grades of Unleaded Gas at Mobil

wordplay

Super Unleaded is 93 octane. Special Unleaded is 89 octane. Regular Unleaded is only 87 octane. They should re-think their labeling system considering that the average IQ of a human is about 100. 93 octane should be Regular, 89 octane would be Borderline, and 87 octane would be “Special”. GAS ATTENDANT What can I do [...]

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A Riddle

history

Q. What do all these individuals have in common? Clara Barton, Walt Whitman, Thomas Edison, Vince Lombardi, Alexander Hamilton, and Grover Cleveland. A. Washington got a bridge, Lincoln got a tunnel, but these “lucky” folks are immortalized in the form of rest stops on the New Jersey Turnpike (click here). What an honor. Although, I [...]

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I know a website is legitimate when I see a rotating dollar sign.

technology
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Journey Has Integrity

people

What I love about Journey is their self-awareness of the fact that someone would take the time and energy to create and host a website to bash their band. I say this because if you go to: http://journeysucks.com, you will be redirected to their main website. Now, that’s foresight. I thought I had low-self esteem.

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Paul Revere’s job would have been easier with MySpace

history

The historical “Midnight Ride” would have been known as the “Midnight Post”. Instead of “ridin’ across the land, kickin’ up sand”, he could have simply posted a MySpace bulletin to his 16,000 “friends”. But now that I think of it, that probably wouldn’t have been that effective since you can only view five bulletins at [...]

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