My girlfriend told me, “It’s men like you that drive women to Bulimia.”

“That’s ridiculous!” I said, “I don’t even know where Bulimia is.”

I Mapquest-ed it and found out it’s actually a small country right next to Hungary and Low-self-esteemia.

I could fly a woman to Eastern Europe but couldn’t I drive a woman across the Atlantic Ocean? Come on, that’s crazy talk.

Originally posted 2005-10-31 12:41:00. Republished by Old Post Promoter.

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