MTA Lies!!

by Dan Allen on January 12, 2010

in mathematics,politics

I bought an “Unlimited” Monthly MetroCard for only $70. What a fucking steal! An infinite amount of rides would reduce the normal $2 fare down to less than a trillionth of a penny. Idiots! I would be able to go any where…at anytime.

The deception was revealed, when I mistakenly entered a DOWNTOWN entrance and had to exit and go across the street to the UPTOWN. I was denied access, and the turnstile read: “JUST USED.”

Surely, a mistake—I informed the subway station booth agent that there was a system error. I told the agent that my “Unlimited” MetroCard was defected, and I needed another one. She said that there wasn’t anything wrong with the card, and I just needed to wait 18 minutes.

Horseshit! They can not limit my “Unlimited” card!!

MTA propagandists are mathematical wizards with a diabolical advertising campaign. Millions of New Yorkers are swindled everyday because they can not see though the promotional trickery.

It’s not an “Unlimited”, it’s only 2400 rides. (43,200 minutes in a month divided by 18)

Do they think we are fucking morons? Which number is bigger 2400 or INFINITE?Hmmm….That’s 3 cents a ride.

That is 3 trillion more than I expected, not acceptable.

Everyone should write a letter to the MTA officials in Brooklyn and demand the masquerade stop.

They should be straight with us; $70 will buy you a “Limited” 2400 Ride Card.

Case closed.

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