Dirty Talk 101

by Dan Allen on January 3, 2010

in sexuality

When one is formulating an expression to blurt out in ecstasy, keep it simple.

Two or three word combinations should suffice. Imperative action verb/subject sentences are ideal.

Occasionally, you can expand it to a four word exclamational possessive statement.
ie “You are my $#?*%!

Never use complicated lines such as…

Woman to Man:
“I want you to fuck me so hard I can’t remember my name!”

Albeit very kinky, this type of verbal stimuli is far too complex for a male in sexual motion.

Realistically, would you really want this to happen?
What if you had a job interview the next day?
Perhaps pulled over by the police?
PTA meeting?

It would be very embarrassing if you couldn’t remember your name.

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